If We Could Oust The Conservatives..

If we could oust the conservatives, just imagine it
Mugging off that May for all to see
Imagine flicking off a Fallon, heaving out a Hammond
What a neat achievement that would be

If we could oust the conservatives, just for a change, like
Put the whole damn party out to grass
Wave tata to Priti, then without pity
Kick out David Davis on his ass

Say goodbye to Gove and Gauke and Grayling
Get rid of ruddy Amber, in a coup
If people asked us, can you get rid of Boris?
We’d say, why yes, and Nadine Dorries too!

If we could oust the conservatives, just be done with them
Think of all the things we could discuss
If we could beat all those tory ‘uns, so that historians
Could pinpoint the moment that we binned these dictatorians
Who do noth-ing for us!

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