No No To The Manifesto

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A horrid little expo
Give it a dekko
Good god, it’s greedier than Gordon Gekko
Healthy, disabled, old, sick, or preggo
Let’s say no
To the Tory Manifesto

Honest as a klepto
Pathetic like Steptoe
All that’s missing is the sound of a mournful cello
Oily as pesto
A cheap trick – hey presto!
Let’s say no
To the Tory Manifesto

As sweet and refreshing as a corked Prosecco
Like a stab in the guts from a kitten heel stiletto
About as warm as a Wall’s Cornetto
Just don’t give it to me!

As rip-off as Velcro
Like stepping on Lego
As appealing as tea-bagging Boris, but less so
Be you hetero, trans, gay or lesbo
Let’s all say no
To The Tory Manifesto

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