I suggest next time, a flash mob, song and dance number. Perhaps a re-working of ‘Consider Yourself’ from Oliver.
I took the liberty of Sound Clouding the lyrics, so please, sing-a–long..
Consider yourselves, over-priced
Consider Yourselves, out of touch with the area
We haven’t taken to you, because
Four quid for a bowl of cereal, what a sauce!
Consider yourselves, too dear
And we don’t like that round ‘ere
So after some consideration, we can state
You’re spoiling the atmosphere
With your weirdy beards.