This Is Why We Vote. (A bit of respectfully modified Ian Dury..)

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This Is What We Find (2015 Election Version)

You can watch me warbling it, here!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im92qwtj2js

Widowed mum with three kids, Mrs Sarah Keys from Surrey Quays
Made a visit to the Foodbank, cos all she had was frozen peas
So they gave her chipolatas, a load of tinned tomatoes and lump of cheddar cheese
Her old man was killed in Afghanistan, now she cries herself to sleep

Whilst Westminster wages war on her family. Lovely..

This is what we find
This is why we vote

Crippled with pain and housebound, Adam Smith of Hammersmith
Was pronounced was fit for work, so planned to top himself forthwith
He was counting out the tablets, when the neighbour came a calling, and it’s a good job that she did
They had good long natter and then she gave him half a spliff

They ended up sharing a box of Maltesers and watching Casualty. Well you gotta larf

This is what we find
This is why we vote

50 Year old immigrant, Marwe Labo from Marylebone
Came over in the 90s, from war torn Sierra Leone
For 20 odd years, she was proud to be a nurse, but her hospital just closed
She’s a cleaner now, on zero hours, relies on payday loans

A lack of of wonga? Join the Conga..

This is what we find
This is what we find
This is what we find

And this is why we vote.

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