And that is why you should NEVER stand with your back to the players..

The boy is absent-mindedly watching Wimbledon –

Me:  Who’s winning?

Son: Dunno….The ball boy nearly got hit in the head. (pause)…I’d rather be a ball boy at football..

Me:  Hmm..?

Son: Dad..

Me: Hmm..?

Son: You know at the Euros, they have stewarts..?

Me: You mean stewards..?

Son: ..that’s what I said..well you know that the stewarts stand facing the crowd for the whole match?

Me: Yeah..

Son: Well, for a thousand pounds, would you risk standing with your back to the players for the
whole match and you can’t look behind you, but you have a really long nail fixed behind your head so if the ball hits your head, it will go deep into your brain..would you risk it..for a thousand pounds?
Me: ….are you Jigsaw..?
thCA5FOOZZ
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